If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess

23 07 2013

If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, inspected it for a while, and then put it in his pocket.
After a few minutes, the frog spoke up in a puzzled voice and said, “Perhaps you didn’t hear me. If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again, this time in an irritated voice, and said, “OK. I guess I have to up the ante. If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “Hey, look! If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. And I do mean anything.” Once again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked in desperation, “What’s the matter with you? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend or a social life, but a talking frog — now that’s cool!”

 

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