Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever😂😂

29 09 2016

​_1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_

*Either the car is new or the wife.*
_2. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?_

*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*

*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*

_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_
_3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_

*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*
_4.  A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?_

*Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*
_5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_

*“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*

*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*
_6. A prospective husband in a book store, Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”*
_7. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”_

*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*
_8. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._

*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*
*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever…* 😂😂


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30 09 2016
Eva

or the door handle isn’t good

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